dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

(via mr-mime)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via derek-minaj)

(via obey-onika)

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(via drizzythephotographer)

smh… publicizing this shit

i’d rather yahoo buy facebook

and there goes my happiness… feeling like shit all over again

Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on

mellowskyys:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

relright:

thecouscousqueen:

kenyabenyagurl:

thinksquad:

Announcement coming Monday

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I smell ads coming if this is true

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

proof.

might as well delete

(Source: babygirlminaj, via foreverminajs)

(Source: babygirlminaj, via foreverminajs)